Paint the town RED March 28, 2008

 I am so sick and tired of everyone talking about “going green.” Al Gore this, and hybrid that, and recycle those. I just saw a comercial for Honda, and they said they are the “greenest car company.” Its just so trendy and annoying, I almost threw up when I saw it.

What does any of this have to do with painting the town red, u ask? Well, if any of your are familiar with the law of color (i.e. color wheel) red is on the opposite side from green. I like to think of painting the town red as the opposite of “going green.” (You know, like buy a hummer and leave your TV on all day while you’re at work…) If u know me at all I am not a go-with-the-flow kind of person, and all this Green bandwagon jumping has got me all salty. I think I am going to get Go RED bumper stickers printed.

And I am not recycling my newspaper… yeah, u heard me.

Easter fashion DON’TS March 21, 2008

With Easter Sunday coming up, I just wanted to remind everyone NOT to wear hideous pastel floral dresses that look like the Easter Bunny threw up on you! Pastels are very OUT this year, if you didn’t get the memo, and trend exceptions are not made for Easter Sunday. Some acceptable options are: jewel tones (very in), black and white, more saturated spring colors such as gold, apple green, and salmon.